30 Things You Let Your Sphynx Cat Do That You Wouldn’t Let Your Kids or Partner Do

We all love our Sphynx Cats to bits, and here is a tongue in cheek look at things we let our Sphynxes do. Feel free to add any you think of to the comments section!

  1. Wake you at 4am to play
  2. eat off your plate
  3. crawl inside your sweater because it’s “cozy” in there
  4. sleep on your face
  5. fight in bed
  6. drink out of the sink
  7. play with the contents of your handbag/briefcase
  8. jump up and down on the dining room table
  9. sit on your lap while you are on the toilet
  10. rearrange the vase of flowers…with their teeth
  11. steal the plugs out of all the sinks
  12. lick the concrete
  13. run round crazily celebrating after a good BM
  14. swallow your hair, while it’s still attached to your head
  15. attack your sleeping arm when its hanging over the bed
  16. cuddle you while doing an eye watering fart
  17. attempt 300 times to sit on your mouse hand while you are writing an important report
  18. shout noisily when you are on the phone , because they want to join in the conversation too
  19. wake you up by staring into your closed eyes while standing on your chest
  20. if that doesn’t work then attempting to lick through your eyelids
  21. opening closed doors that you want closed
  22. closing open doors you want open
  23. hiding on top of the book case while watching you search/call for them
  24. sit on your shoulder or head
  25. scatter litter all over the floor during 13
  26. play with the fruit in the fruit bowl. If it is round, it’s a ball!
  27. Eat unattended Doritos.”What they weren’t for me?”
  28. leave stolen items so well hidden you only find them when you move house
  29. taste your food before you do
  30. get away with everything

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